I have a house guest this summer. He's really quiet. He doesn't eat a thing. And I never see him. But the darned guy just can't stay out of trouble. He never flushes the toilet. He's been known to eat an entire bag of chips or get into the refrigerator and leave it open! One day, he unraveled an entire roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and just left it there. He even smears toothpaste on the counters! Last night, he locked me out in the backyard!
Who is this rude person, you ask? His name is Notme. Yup. Here's a typical encounter with him. "Hey! Who locked the dog in the laundry room?" I inquire.
"Notme," answer both of my kids.
"Who ate my cookie?"
"Notme," they tell me again.
If I ever catch that guy he has a lot of 'splainin' to do!
2 comments:
I'm glad it is just toothpaste he is smearing on the counters, because I have heard of worse things...
Me, too!! Although I wouldn't put it past him....
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